Family date night before we ditch the kiddos for a few days. You know when you're really excited about something but kinda dreading it at the same time?!? That's how this mama is feeling 😩 I love getting away with my guy but leaving my babies is HARD! So we're soaking in every second til we leave on Monday! .
Confession: I love baking but I rarely enjoy doing this with my kids.
I don’t enjoy the mess. I don’t enjoy how it takes longer to do something I could do much quicker. I don’t enjoy the bickering over whose turn to stir the batter. .
But guys, that’s all my own stinking attitude! .
Today I chose to enjoy the things I found annoying and see the joy on these tiny faces instead. These kids are only this little and cute right now. I’m missing something if I only see the mess. .
This little moment we shared was worth it. And soon we will have some yummy muffins to enjoy together.
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Oorah Marines!!! Tag a Marine that would like this!
Rub-a-dub-dub, I see a cutie in the tub 🛁 😍❤️.
Oh, baby girl...this toddlerhood is going to be fun... AND challenging, to say the least. You cried when I wouldn’t let you have marshmallows for breakfast. You cried at Ikea when you wanted to “shop” and couldn’t understand why we didn’t need ALL the packages of hooks. You also cried when I made you get back in the cart and strapped you in...you sounded like I was torturing you. You cried when I sat you in timeout for hitting your brother, continuously, on the head with a fork. BUT, between all of those moments, I loved listening to your giggles when I tickled and nuzzled your neck with my kisses. I loved the excitement in your eyes when you caught a glimpse of your brother playing hide and seek in the couches. I loved looking at your sweet sleeping face as we drove home from our day out. I loved seeing you get a kick out of splashing me with the bath water. And I’m loving rocking you, asleep on my chest, as I’m sharing this with the world...soaking up every second I can before putting you to bed. Because before I know it you’ll be grown and I’ll be missing ALL the moments....
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Extreme dark chocolate and sea salt brownies💫
Sometimes you just need something a little sweet and a little salty💃🏻
6 tbsp coconut oil
1 4oz unsweet 100% cacao bar
1/3 cup semi sweet chocolate chips
1/3 cup coconut sugar
3 tbsp tapioca flour
2 tbsp raw cacao powder
1 large egg
Melt coconut oil, cacao bar and chocolate chips in a glass dish. Then whisk in tapioca flour, coconut sugar and cacao powder until smooth. Then add egg and whisk until thick and fully combined. Pour into a 9x5 loaf pan and bake at 350 for 20 mins. Top with a sprinkle of coarse sea salt when removed from oven. Cut into 6 bite sized squares.😋
Inspired by the amazing @thebigmansworld #cleaneating#dessert#cacao#enjoylife#healthylifestyle#lifestyle#eatforlife#chocolate#darkchocolate#sweetandsalty#create#foodie#enjoythelittlethings
We have been quiet this year. Between surgeries last months and being sick with viruses for weeks, life has been crazy. Clever Dad talked me into getting out of the house to get ice cream today. Of course I can't take these two anywhere 😂
Your destination is the limestone Kawiti Cavern that features a spectacular glow-worm grotto. The caves, located on private property, are owned by descendants of Maori chieftain Kawiti, who fought the British in 1846. The glow-worm (Arachnocompa luminosa) belongs to the gnat family. Its dazzling bioluminescent larvae form a constellation of greenish-blue lights, and demand complete silence as they are likely to extinguish their lights in self-defense if you should so much as sneeze or cough.
With the help of your guide, you will see natural underground caverns and the magnificent, delicate stalactite and stalagmite formations within. A small stream, in which a pet eel resides, flows through the cave. ✅that too!!! #newzealand #limestone#kawiticavern#glowworm#worms#originalplace #enjoythelittlethings #enjoyingthesilence#memyselfandi #staycool#funtodo#placestovisit#travel
By day Lisbon has a naive theatrical quality that enchants and captivates, but by night it is a fairy-tale city, descending over lighted terraces to the sea, like a woman in festive garments going down to meet her dark lover. 🇵🇹 (19 of 366)
18 January, felt like it’s time for the first post of this year 😅 To be honest, I was just too lazy to post something.
So tired of getting cold after every photoshoot outdoors 🥶🤧 And so tired of this time of the year, you can’t even call it “winter”, it’s more like a never-ending combination of November/March 😁 Don’t you agree?
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It’s #Friyay 💫
Looks like it’s going to be raining all day today and i ain’t complaining!
Sei un po’ troppo magra, ma mangi? Tu non mangi, sicuro. Dai, mangia. Ma perché non vai in palestra? E le tette dove le hai lasciate? Perché non le rifai? Ma non ti trucchi mai, sei un maschiaccio. Stasera ti sei truccata però eh, volevi fare la troia. Ma se tu sei qui, tua figlia dove sta? Ma dai, se tanto non fai un cazzo tutto il giorno. Ma perché non metti mai una gonna? Però se la metti poi te la voglio toccare. Ma no, non parlare così, mica puoi essere così volgare. Che schifo, parli come un uomo. PARLI COME UN UOMO. Se fai così non ti sposerai mai. Ma i tacchi non li metti mai? Oh ma che hai fatto? Stai nervosa, pazza, isterica, ti sono tornate? Vuoi un Tampax? Oh, ma che ti strilli, zitta un po’. Certo che hai passato la sera a ridere con persone che conosci a malapena. Oh ma pazzesco, quindi sei una milf? CIOÈ RAGÀ È UNA MILF. Non ho mai scopato con una milf, scopiamo!? L’avete mai vista la violenza mentale sotto questo aspetto?! Ecco, ora però provateci di nuovo a sorriderci quando ci offrite da bere.
Massa di coglioni.
E COMUNQUE IO STRILLO QUANTO CAZZO MI PARE E PIACE.